Amusing, I nicked this from Aaoyr, who nicked it from someone else so I decided, Hey, why not? Meh, k.

1.- If I were a fruit I'd be... An Apple, Common, Underrated, Yet can be Sweet or Sour.

2.- If I were a colour I'd be... Black

3.- If I were an animal I'd be... A Wolf, Can survive alone, but happy in a Pack.

4.- If I were a domestic appliance I'd be... An electric Whisk, Only useful once or twice a year, yet you’d be in pain without it.

5.- If I were a book I'd be... An Animal Fact book.

6.- If I were a clothing item I'd be... A Large Comfy Jacket… I like to make people feel warm.

7.- If I were a jewel I'd be... Black Opal. Dull and Plain, until you look a little closer.

8.- If I were an object I'd be... A bookshelf.

9.- If I were a car I'd be... A Bugatti Veyron. Just cause I like them.

10.- If I were an element I'd be... FIRE, MUAHAHAHAHAHA, FIRE!!! *Cough* Sorry ‘bout that.

11.- If I were a tree I'd be... A Fir tree. Big, Fluffy, and used to show off prettier things.

12.- If I were an ice cream flavour I'd be... Tiramisu…

13.- If I were a drink I'd be... Sherry. Kinda Icky on its own, but just right when mixed.

14.- If I were a person I'd be... Someone who owns a Bugatti… What can I say, I’m obsessed.

15.- If I were a planet I'd be... Mercury… See Fire. ^

16.- If I were an insect I'd be... Uh… Dragonfly.

17.- If I were public transport I'd be... A Bus. Slow, Steady and sometimes Late, but I’ll get there in the end.

18.- If I were a song I'd be... “Keep on Tryin’” by Poco.

19.- If I were a movie I'd be... Resident Evil: Extinction. “IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD!! Oh, Wait, no it isn’t.”

20.- If I were a season I'd be... Autumn, I love the changing colours.

21.- If I were a flower I'd be... A Chrysanthemum. Blooms in Autumn.
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22.- If I were a job I'd be... Primary School Teacher… I prefer the 3-12’s.

23.- If I were a cartoon I'd be... Tom and Jerry. You never quite get why they made it.

24.- If I were a place I'd be... The Arctic Tundra.

25.- If I were a gift I'd be... A Teddy Bear.

26.- If I were a memory I'd be… A trip to Portrush with my closest friends.

27.- If I were a city I'd be... Manchester. Best Football team, yet Highest Crime.

28.- If I were a sense I'd be... Sight.

29.- If I were a game I'd be... A puzzle. Complex…

30.- If I were a candy I'd be... A lollipop. I just like ’em

31.- If I were a time of the day I'd be... Midnight.

32.- If I were an invention I'd be... An A.I. Robotic Guard Dog.

33.- If I were a body part I'd be... Hands.

34.- If I were a country I'd be... Britain. Moody…

35.- If I were a flavour I'd be... Banana… Just ‘cause

36.- If I were a sport I'd be... Hockey, Whacking things with Large Sticks.

37.- If I were a smell I'd be... Lavender, I LOVE Lavender.

38.- If I were a subject I'd be... Maths, Definitely Maths.

39.- If I were a flag I'd be... A Jolly Roger.

40.- If I were a building I'd be... Morgue, Where discoveries are made.

41.- If I were a month I'd be... October.

42.- If I were a perfume I'd be... Red Diesel, Vroooom Car.

43.- If I were a gummy candy I'd be... Gummy Snake.

45.- If I were a toy I'd be... A Teddy Husky called Avalanche.

46.- If I were a textile I'd be... Linen, Simple and Clean.

47.- If I were a shape I'd be... Quadrilateril.

48.- If I were a answer I'd be... ………… (That’s the answer)

49.- If I were a common liquorice I'd be... An Allsort!! But Yuck! Liquorice!

50.- If I were a word I'd be... Pack.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA...... Yeah.